Spoilers for a 33-year-old movie: vampires, LGBT+ themes, and bleach-blond brooding.
Oh God, has it been another year already?
Let it snow…somewhere else.
I have ventured into the brave world of putting my voice on the internet.
Egg-scuze me while I boast about my kitchen appliance.
Let the record show I can compose a movie plot in my sleep.
A stylish, functional pair of Chelsea boots inspired by a very unstylish, hardly functional character.