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My First Roommates
And they were ROOMMATES!” “OH MY GOD, they were ROOMMATES.” TW: anti-semitism and other dipshittery
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Seventeen
Somethings never change, even after seventeen years of marriage.
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You’re an Asshole and Other Relationship Advice
Advice from someone who is actually qualified to give it.
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You Have Roaches in Your House
If you have a vermin problem, take out the trash.
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We Need to Talk about Jawbreaker
When the signs were there all along but you just don’t notice them until 20 years later.
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A Trucking Christmas Story
There is a context for foul language. This is a story of one of those contexts.
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An Album of Me
I really tried to make this list as inclusive as possible. It turns out, I’m not that eclectic a song-listener.
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My Worst Halloween Costume
Sometimes, it’s ok to encourage your kid to fit in.
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Bi-sected
“Up then from the ground sprang I/And hailed the earth with such a cry/As is not heard save from a man/Who has been dead, and lives again.” – “Renascence,” Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Dicks (and their Dicks)
Trying to find out the reason why there are so many dicks. Another tough one.
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